Even better. He was looking on his own. I just happened to run into him.
[He's just going to ignore the implications that his dick is somehow capable of corrupting people to debauchery like that, though. If only it was!
He'll absolutely point it out if they see it while they're out - otherwise he'll show it off at some point in the future, she really doesn't have to worry about that.]
Apparently he already had one. Remember... oh, a little while ago, that thing on the network that posted a bunch of pictures of us, and how some were pretty compromising? He was in a bunny costume then.
[A pause, as he seems to be thinking about it... and it occurs to him he hasn't actually seen it in person. A travesty.]
Not sure if it actually exists, or if it was the devices doing something strange, but it made him want to see me in something in exchange, so it all worked out.
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[He's just going to ignore the implications that his dick is somehow capable of corrupting people to debauchery like that, though. If only it was!
He'll absolutely point it out if they see it while they're out - otherwise he'll show it off at some point in the future, she really doesn't have to worry about that.]
Apparently he already had one. Remember... oh, a little while ago, that thing on the network that posted a bunch of pictures of us, and how some were pretty compromising? He was in a bunny costume then.
[A pause, as he seems to be thinking about it... and it occurs to him he hasn't actually seen it in person. A travesty.]
Not sure if it actually exists, or if it was the devices doing something strange, but it made him want to see me in something in exchange, so it all worked out.