You did hear there's a sale~

[Because they totally need the incentive to buy half the store. It just means they won't need to work nearly as hard to earn it all back again once they inevitably do.

He really can't help but laugh when she's already got an armful of things to dump in the cart when he gets back - he was only gone a couple minutes!! - though maybe he shouldn't be that surprised, considering as soon as he ducks into the next aisle to start looking he immediately finds a few things.

An intimidating-but-not-impossible dildo with a mechanism to inject lube into you so it can feel like it's cumming? Available in an array of textures. Of which he picks a few that look appealing. A line of strapless "strap ons" in varying shapes and sizes and vibration patterns and textures for both ends? One of each, all the better to figure out which one is the best for both of them.

He's also just lucky that he's tall enough to see over the racks to what she comments on.]

They are. There's not a lot in here that seems to be aiming to be pretty first, you have to admit.

[...Though to be fair, function is the primary object with all this anyway.]