I think I prefer functional. It would be too much of a shame to use these.

[So they get put away in favor of looking at some anal plugs instead. These seem very interesting and she's finding all these things that vibrate to be fascinating. Because that's sure to feel very good for whoever gets to have it.

Oh wait. And they have things that...inflate? The future is really a wonder. She dumps more of those into the cart before continuing down the aisle.]

Sylvain dear, how interested are you in nipple play?

[It's a fair question considering the things she's looking at.]